- When you walk into a CEO’s cabin and then suddenly forget the reason why you went in
- When a person putting in 18 hours a day starts calling you ‘workaholic”
- When you consider being called “workaholic” extremely derogatory
- When you start having dinner with your left hand because you can type faster with only right hand as compared to only left hand while eating.
- When you are the only moron in office who is served breakfast, lunch, snacks, dinner, tea on the table.
- When you receive over 200 mails marked “to” to you every day.
- When you put ‘having sex’ on your ‘to-do’ list for the weekend and still miss it
- When you have worked atleast 20 hours every weekend including public holidays for the last 7 months
- When you stop replying to SMS/ messages/calls / offline messages even if it is from some very sizzling hot babe asking you for a date
- When someone who speaks a bit slowly comes to talk with you, you tell him to drop a mail instead.
- When you can’t remember your dad’s cell no. and your own ATM / credit card passwords
- When the CEO asks you what time can he have a word with you about something important and you innocuously reply ‘during lunch time’
- When you ignore the SMS you receive from the bank stating your monthly salary deposit
- When you don’t have time for meeting Directors of prominent investment banks who fly from Singapore and New York just to meet you.
- When you book 4 flight tickets every week and cancel at least 2 of them and forget to take refund
- When you wake up in the morning the first thing you do is try to recall is what work in the office is pending.
- When you have no time to claim reimbursements of over Rs 1.5 lac of your bills from the accounts for the last 2 months
- When you keep extra pair of clothes in office so that you can work overnight in the office and pretend to be fresh next morning.
- When you were planning to write this post for the past 2 months and will be posting it sometime next month.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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About Me
- Utpal Soni
- Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
- Just another management graduate